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♪ between the raindrops with you between the raindrops with you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: nice job, guys. nice job, gentlemen. thank you, guys. thank you. i want to thank my guests, john c. reilly, jenni "jwoww" farley and of course "lifehouse." tomorrow night, taylor lautner will be here. but jimmy fallon. jimmy fallon right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: wow. thank you very much!
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that's what i'm talking about. that is a great new york city crowd right there, everybody! that's it! [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. first off, thanks to our great audience for making it to the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so glad you're here because last night's audience was the worst. [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys caught the show last night, but because of the hurricane, we had to do the show to a bunch of empty seats. or as clint eastwood calls that, "a full house." [ laughter and applause ] "200 -- 250 obamas." i'm telling you, after last night's show, i realized how much i missed the sound of laughter and applause. i haven't heard that much silence since kim kardashian was asked to say something off camera. [ laughter ]
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we're still dealing with hurricane sandy here in new york. in fact, a lot of people on the east coast don't have access to facebook or twitter. [ audience oohs ] everybody was like, "how are people supposed to know i'm complaining about facebook and twitter if i don't have facebook or twitter?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] a lot of people couldn't get on instagram either. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it was tough. i mean, this morning, i had to show a picture of what i ate for breakfast to my cab driver. i go, "look at this thing." [ laughter ] [ with foreign accent ] "i love rice krispies!" [ laughter ] "snap, crackle, pop -- it's fantastic. yes, sometimes it's snap, snap, crackle, then pop. sometimes pop does -- you never know with crispy rice. you never know with crispy rice." [ laughter ] "well, you're here. it's $5.50." that's right. people had no e-mail, facebook, twitter or instagram. or as aol users put it, "welcome to the party." [ laughter ] some celebrity news. this week, angelina jolie was spotted taking her kids shopping for halloween costumes. yeah, they picked something really cute -- 101 dalmatians.
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[ laughter ] very cute. and finally, a new report found that an american is arrested for marijuana possession every 42 seconds. and that american's name is snoop dogg. [ laughter ] we have great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that is my man, jake clemons, from bruce springsteen's e street band sitting in with the roots tonight! [ cheers and applause ]
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we heard the band was stuck in the city last night because of the hurricane. and we thank you, jake clemons, for being here. my man! jake clemons in the house. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, it's been a rough couple of days here in new york, and -- but what's great about this city is that, when there is a crisis, everyone pulls together. and i think we all felt that today. i did. i mean, usually you walk down the street, you just walk by people. you don't even look at them. you don't care. you know, you just go by. i don't know. it's just new york. you know, so many people. but today, you were making eye contact with people. at least i was. i mean, you kinda look at each other. you go like, you okay? yeah, i'm okay. you good? all right, good. [ laughter ] you know? and it's important that we look out for each other. it's what we do here. it's what new york city's all about. so, i'm really happy to say that our -- all of our staff is okay. they are incredible, and they're family here, so thank god they all made it through safe. and i especially want to thank and acknowledge all the people working to get us through this mess -- policemen, firemen, hospital workers, first responders.
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those guys are awesome. props to mayor bloomberg, governor cuomo, governor christie. they've been working around the clock, trying to help people, keeping everyone informed and moving everything forward, which is all we can do. if you want to help out, i found a great way to do this. of course, the red cross is phenomenal. and it's very easy to donate to them. you can help them by -- you text the word, "redcross," to 9-0 -- 9-0 -- it's tough for me. [ light laughter ] 999. 90999. then you text "redcross." spell check wants me to change it to "red rosa." [ laughter ] >> steve: wait, that's strip club. >> jimmy: that's strip club. don't -- [ light laughter ] yeah, don't text red rosa. [ laughter ] >> steve: red rosa? >> jimmy: if you text "red rosa" to that number, you get --
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>> steve: it's a totally different thing. >> jimmy: it's a totally different thing. >> steve: someone shows up. >> jimmy: you'll be in a lot of trouble. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: someone comes to your house. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: "they call me hurricane." >> jimmy: his name is hurricane? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: no, no. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so there you go. right there. so, that -- red cross. there you go. so, you click send there. and -- it's sending right now. so you just send that there. and then, look at this right there. already, i got a thing back. can you read what that says at all? a lot of words. "to confirm your $10 to american red cross, reply with 'yes.'" so then, you just type in "yes." >> steve: are you sure that's not red rosa? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "thanks. $10 charged to your --" >> steve: yeah. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a great thing. 10 bucks. now is the time to do it. they really need your help. you can also go to and find other ways to donate. also, to donate money to help
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deliver food and supplies to those affected by disasters as well as relief workers helping those in need, go to it's so important that we all stick together. thank you all, and stay safe. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: red rosa? >> jimmy: i just got a text from red rosa. [ laughter ] they want to know if i'm a male or female. >> steve: are you serious? don't tell 'em. >> jimmy: i'm not going to tell 'em. let's have fun tonight, you guys. we got some real new yorkers here to make it happen. the donald is here. that's right. donald trump is stopping by tonight! [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna talk about a lot of things. [ applause ] plus, he's the host of bravo's "watch what happens live." oh, we love him so much. andy cohen will be here! [ cheers and applause ] and we got great music from trey anastasio tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he's a genius. phish fans are like, "what?" you guys, it's time for "late night instagrams."
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♪ grams oh grams here's a gram for me ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, i'm sure you all know instagram. but if you haven't heard of it, it's an app for your phone that let's you take a picture and post it so all your friends and followers can see it. it's so much fun. so, last week, i took a photo of me in my halloween costume, which i made myself -- d-i-y. and i posted it on instagram and gave it the hashtag, "diyhalloweencostume." take a look. this is me as fitt romney. [ laughter ] yeah, fitt romney. get it? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. 'cause you're fit. >> jimmy: didn't cost that much. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: well, i asked you guys at home to post your best d-i-y halloween costumes, and boy, you did not disappoint. we got thousands of awesome pics, so thank you for that. i really appreciate it. and just so you know, these costumes range from the expensive and elaborate to the super simple. but either way, you made them yourself. that's what counts. so, let's check out some of my favorite d-i-y halloween costumes from you guys.
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this first photo is from @letsgocouchman. it's "the foiler." [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh, yeah. come on. >> jimmy: the foiler. that's very -- as i said, expensive and elaborate. very hard to make. [ laughter ] >> steve: the foiler. >> jimmy: that probably took him about ten seconds to make. the foiler. this next photo's from @dweb50263. his costume -- speed bump. [ laughter and applause ] pretty creative. very dangerous. very dangerous costume. >> steve: he was later run over. >> jimmy: very dangerous costume. kids, do not dress up. kids, do not do any of these costumes. yeah. this next one from @rabunzelb. she says, "a few paint samples from home depot and some duct tape equals 'fifty shades of grey.'" [ cheers and applause ] very topical -- very topical costume. wearing the tie. [ applause ] oh, that's right. this next one is from the @shihtzuation. it's a shih tzu. there you go. a woman dressed as snooki.
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the shihtzuation there. >> steve: from the poopy shore. >> jimmy: yeah, poopy shore -- i think you could've topped that one. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you could -- why not puppy shore? >> steve: yeah, puppy shore. no, 'cause it's jersey shore. >> jimmy: well then, jerky shore? >> steve: maybe pauly shore? >> jimmy: yeah, but that has nothing to do with -- nothing to do with dogs, though. >> steve: well, neither does -- i guess they poop. [ laughter ] forget it. >> jimmy: this next one is from @dunkinlauren. she wrote, "this is my uncle. my aunt made his halloween costume this year." that's sweet. [ light laughter ] >> steve: gumball machine. >> jimmy: how do you get the gumball out of his -- [ laughter ] >> steve: i think we all know. >> jimmy: let's just go to the next one. i can't -- [ laughter ] >> steve: don't want to even. >> jimmy: i can't look at that guy. >> steve: a lot of balls there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you mean guts. >> steve: yes, guts. yes. >> jimmy: got a lot of guts. this next one from @briaadele. look at their costume -- french kiss. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: that's nice.
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>> jimmy: get it? i like that. >> steve: that's great. >> jimmy: this next one's from @kenzieetyler. her and her friends went as slutty ghosts. [ laughter and applause ] very real. very real. >> steve: i thought it was taliban strippers. >> jimmy: you -- what? >> taliban strippers. [ laughter and applause ] is that red rosa? >> jimmy: red rosa, yeah. no, red rosa did not enjoy that. no. this next one from @shortyrobs. his costume is called "mattress man." >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there he is. very simple. mattress man. >> steve: no, no. >> jimmy: that's a great costume. >> steve: not gonna lay on that mattress. that's what red rosa would wear. >> jimmy: this next one is from @djeweewe. their costume is "the ninja." they did a great job. there's no one in that picture. [ laughter ] that's how good the ninja is, yeah.
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that's how good ninjas are, yeah. >> steve: can't see it. >> jimmy: this next one is from @stemkent. it's big bird in a larry bird jersey. it's larry big bird right there. that's -- >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this next one is from @jedlewis. they went as simon and garfunkel. there's the real simon and garfunkel on the left. and look at the -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pretty good, man. [ applause ] >> steve: that is great. >> jimmy: yeah, i like that one. >> steve: that is good. look like george costanza. [ laughter ] and jason segel. garfunkel. >> jimmy: we're down to our last one here. it's from @kellyannebarber. it's the fitt romney boys. they got my vote. there they are. [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. tonight's "late night instagrams!" [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: welcome back to our show. thank you for the applause. i love you guys. hey, guys, i was moving some stuff around in my office the other day. and i was making room for my new industrial-grade potato boiler. and i came across a box of old vhs tapes. remember these things. [ light laughter ] super fun. remember could press a button
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and do that? super cool. [ laughter ] for those of this generation, including jake right there, these are made in the '80s, buddy. yeah, yeah, yeah. these are things around -- yeah. actually, this is made by a production company called "video vision." and there was one in particular that i thought was very relevant, especially with the holiday coming up. it's an instructional video about how to celebrate halloween. i thought you guys might want to check it out. take a look at this. ♪ >> hi, i'm james fallon, host of "late at night with jimmy fallon." and today, i'm here to talk to you about the stimulating issue of halloween. halloween is a festive tradition for all ages. [ light laughter ] ♪ halloween is a festive tradition
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for all -- ♪ [ laughter ] >> welcome to "jimmy fallon's guide to halloween." >> halloween is a time for fun and dressing up. at halloween time, popular costumes include witch -- dracula -- pumpkins -- and sluts. [ laughter ] when trick or treating, walk calmly from door to door. to avoid trampling others, do not run. [ buzzer ] ♪ when trick or treating, accept candy only from people you know.
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do not accept candy from a stranger. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] raisins are disgusting. never accept raisins. before eating halloween candy, inspect the candy carefully for safety hazards and tampering. [ laughter ] if the candy has been tampered with, do not eat the candy. >> no. wait. >> carving corner. >> jack lanterns are a festive symbol of the holiday. to carve a pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern carve carefully around the stem and remove the indoor parts. then carve a spooky face. ♪ voila, a scary jack lantern.
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[ buzzer ] candles are a fire hazard. for safety sake, do not put candles into your jack lantern. >> what are you doing? ♪ >> i'm going to get you man! >> trivia time. >> in europe trick or treating is commonly referred to as begging. >> trivia. >> and remember, halloween is festive, so don't forget to have fun. [ dog barks ] >> thanks for watching and i hope you've enjoyed --
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[ coughing ] i hope you have enjoyed this brief instructional video about haunted houses. from all of us here at "late at night with jimmy fallon," take good care. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the most successful businessmen in the world. he's also the owner of the miss universe pageant, which airs on december 19th at 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. please welcome my fellow new yorker, donald trump, everybody!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming back to our show. >> absolutely. i love it. >> jimmy: you couldn't be hotter right now. you're everywhere. i see you have a line of ties. >> i do. at macy's. >> jimmy: at macy's. they're killing it. they're all over the place. i see you were on "letterman" the other night. >> right. >> jimmy: it was very funny. you're out there -- there's a lot of stuff going on. >> how were the ratings? >> jimmy: i think the ratings were pretty good. i don't know, yeah. i think they're good, right? yeah. >> oh-oh-oh. >> jimmy: i'm not a ratings -- >> but he's been very nice. >> jimmy: he is. letterman, yeah. >> he has been very nice. >> jimmy: he's a good -- well, they want to -- you've been very controversial lately. >> i don't know if it's controversial. i've been -- certainly, i offered a lot of money for something that's very easy to produce. but, you know, i don't know if that's controversial. to some people, it's not controversial.
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>> jimmy: yeah, well, it's very interesting, i would say. i mean, of course, i -- i understand why you're doing it because you got to, you know, root for your guy, you know. and so, you want to try to -- i don't know -- stir up some attention for that. >> well, i really -- i'm doing it -- i think -- number one, it's a great thing for charity. it's using money for charity. and you really want to, sort of, see what's behind everything, and you want to make sure things are right. and frankly, it's something that's become very popular, so let's see what happens. it's going to be thursday at 12:00. so we will see what happens. >> jimmy: but say he doesn't give you his application for applebee's or whatever you want -- [ laughter ] >> that sends out a bad signal. >> jimmy: he doesn't -- >> well, i think it sends out the bad signal to millions of people. >> jimmy: but then, what do you do with the $5 million? >> well, i guess i'd probably do something else with it, and maybe it's charity -- i give a lot of money to charity anyway. >> jimmy: i know you do. >> lots. many millions of dollars, so, you know -- so, we'll see what happens. >> jimmy: new jersey could use it. >> but it's certainly something that he can fix. new jersey can use it. new york can use it. you had a tough time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you had a very, very tough time. >> jim: i appreciate you coming down today because, you
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know, it's tough getting guests. and look at our great audience that came down as well. >> they had a tough time. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. new york city -- [ cheers and applause ] the tough get going, you know? >> well, it is. but you know, it's sort of interesting because when the world trade center came down, that was 200 times worse than what we just went through. and it was amazing the way it was a horrible period of time -- probably the worst time in this country's history. but new yorkers stuck together. they got together, and that's happening again. i can see it. this is just a small little microcosm of that. but new yorkers have tremendous spirit, and i think they're doing it again. >> jimmy: they have such a big heart, and i want to say the trump tower atrium right here -- this is -- it stayed open. there's people going in there. you got free food, free coffee. that's very nice of to you do that. >> well, you know, i have a staff that's terrific, and i have a building that was in great shape. it didn't -- it has all sorts of equipment where it can keep going, including generators. and we invited the public in, and we took care of a lot of people. and i'm very happy that. >> jimmy: good for you. that's very nice of you to do. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: i thought that was cool. >> yeah. thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i follow you on twitter. you have a new twitter account. it's only been around three months. this one's @realdonaldtrump. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and today, again, a little -- a little controversy. people -- >> who? >> jimmy: well, yeah. >> was there controversy? >> jimmy: yes. i mean, really. you're all over the place. i know you don't want to do this. >> what did i say today? what did i say? >> jimmy: you said a bunch of things. but one thing i say that -- [ laughter ] >> that's true. >> jimmy: one thing i kind of agree on -- you tweet out this photo of this crane that's dangling. you guys know about this crane? i'm calling it -- hurricrane is what i'm calling it. [ laughter ] this dangly thing hanging off the side of this building. you tweeted this photo and you said, "i know this is not fake. this does not look fake." you knew it wasn't. >> well, i knew something was going to happen. you know, they had the boom. it's called a swiss crane. i use many of them when i build buildings. i know a lot about cranes and building. and the boom was up very, very straight. it wasn't down low where it couldn't have blown back, and it was straight. and i said to my wife -- i actually said, "you know, boy is that thing up high."
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and the ball -- they call it the ball and hook -- that was just hanging loosely. and i was shocked. and a few minutes -- 'cause i came back and i looked. it's right from my apartment. i mean, i'm looking literally right at it. and all of a sudden, it blew over. and, you know, i guess you have to be surprised to see that, but it was up so straight that it didn't take much wind, and somebody it did a very poor job. and it's lucky that nobody was killed. >> jimmy: yes, they were lucky. >> very lucky. >> jimmy: but i saw that you tweeted. you go, "if that was my building, i would have been lambasted." >> i would've been run out of town. if that was a trump building -- >> jimmy: of course you would've! yeah, yeah. i would've made jokes about it. i'd go, "hey, what is this guy doing?" but i totally got your back on that. who's doing this? >> well, they just made a mistake. i mean, we have amazing construction workers in the -- >> jimmy: i always get scared about these cranes. >> yeah, they're dangerous. >> jimmy: yeah, i wish there was some other way. i saw that tweet and i go, "i got your back on that." i feel like -- if that was you, i would've made jokes. >> oh, you would've. [ laughter ] but you would've been very rough. >> jimmy: i would've had to do that. let's talk about the "celebrity apprentice." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're coming back.
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it's "all-star celebrity apprentice," which -- i love the show. >> amazing. >> jimmy: get ready for this characters. look at these guys. these are all returning characters. >> that's a great group. >> jimmy: this is -- look at this guy. so, you get dee snider, you got dennis rodman, bret michaels. okay, so wait. let's see. >> la toya. >> jimmy: la toya jackson. >> gary busey. >> jimmy: marilu henner. i think -- well, trace is great. trace -- my fave. >> trace is great. >> jimmy: yeah. he's good. i'm thinking -- penn, i didn't feel like got his fair share. dennis rodman could be a curveball. >> you know, dennis -- i have to say this. and we're shooting it now. but dennis has really cleaned up his act. he's amazing. he's really been smart and sharp. and on the last show, we had a lot of problems with dennis because he was having a problem, but he's a great inspiration. if this keeps up -- he's a smart cookie, i tell you what. dennis is a good guy and some people will smile because, you know, he's had a long time. but this guy is smart and sharp, and he's doing great. >> jimmy: i'm proud of him. and busey -- you just got to bring him back just 'cause he's fun. >> gary is a -- >> jimmy: just 'cause he's fun to hang out -- just don't throw him off. just -- can't you just leave him down there?
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'cause i just love having that guy. >> he's been doing well, also. >> jimmy: he's doing good, too? oh, my gosh. and ooh -- i mean, that was the great -- that was one of my favorite seasons. >> with meatloaf. >> jimmy: with meatloaf. >> the fights between meatloaf and gary busey, that's true. >> jimmy: did you see meatloaf's -- >> i did. that was some endorsement. >> jimmy: poor mitt romney. [ laughter ] i felt so bad. i go -- and john rich -- our boy, john rich, is onstage. >> john rich is a very outstanding guy. you're right. but meatloaf was -- >> jimmy: do we have that loaded up? can we have -- we're playing that. ♪ and crown thy good ♪ >> jimmy: look at mitt romney. he's going, "okay, all right. all right, buddy. wrap it up." [ laughter ] all right, shut up. stop it. stop it. stop it. >> oh, my goodness. [ laughter ] he didn't look too comfortable, did he? >> jimmy: you could tell mitt's like, "all right, buddy. all right. let's go, wrap it up. okay, wrap it up. somebody get me -- security, get me off here." yeah, meatloaf -- so, that was crazy. so, you got him. you got lisa rinna. i think -- i think it's going to be down to this. i think it's gonna be -- well, la toya -- >> and you have omarosa.
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you look at omarosa. >> jimmy: i know. omarosa. >> she was voted the number one villain in the history of reality television. and andy cohen is waiting -- by the way, andy cohen has some great villains. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but omarosa is some villain. >> jimmy: no, that's right. the housewives are some villains. yeah, absolutely. >> that's right. the housewives. >> jimmy: yeah. which -- how many housewives have you had on "the apprentice"? >> well, we've had a few. i think nene is -- she was great. she was a star. >> jimmy: and look at nene leakes now. hollywood -- now, she's on "new normal." >> so many people -- you know, they go on "the apprentice," and then, look what happens. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hey -- >> nene's doing very well. >> jimmy: speaking of andy cohen, he is hosting. >> he's terrific. miss universe. >> jimmy: yep. >> and miss usa. he's great. he's done a great job. and giuliana rancic is hosting this -- the wife of bill rancic, who has been a winner on "the apprentice." >> jimmy: miss universe pageant is december 19th, 8:00 p.m. on nbc. donald trump, thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] follow donald on twitter, @realdonaldtrump. andy cohen joins us next! come back whenever, buddy. you're a good man. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a very, very funny, very talented television producer and the host of bravo's "watch what happens
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live." gosh, that's a fun show to watch. and it's a fun show to do. which airs sunday through thursday nights at 11:00 p.m. please welcome back to our show andy cohen everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> "closet freak" by ms. lauren from "the real housewives of atlanta." that was a season three track, i think, from that show. >> jimmy: the roots don't screw around. >> oh, no, they go way back. did donald trump just take credit for nene leakes' success? is that just what happened? [ laughter ] did i hear that right? [ talking over each other ] -- nene leakes. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> okay. >> jimmy: you ever heard of her? >> that's what i heard. >> jimmy: have you ever heard of her? >> no. i never heard -- and then, we saw her on "celebrity apprentice" and then like --
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>> jimmy: oh, my god. >> that just happened? >> jimmy: that definitely just happened. okay. everybody's going nuts with sandy. everyone is going nuts with the hurricane. how are you with the hurricane? >> i'm all right. i mean, thank god we are all here. i'm happy to be here. >> jimmy: thank god we are all safe. >> you know, we -- the clubhouse doesn't have power tonight. we got knocked out of power, like all of downtown. but we were able to do a show last night. >> jimmy: i heard you did a show with no guests? >> we did, no guests. yeah, it was me and pjs and shrinking hurricanes. >> jimmy: and we had no audience. you had no guests. >> i had no guests and no audience. >> jimmy: you took it to the next level. >> took to the next level. brought it up a notch. >> jimmy: you have to do that. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we have so much to discuss. >> yes. >> jimmy: a lot of stuff. the last time we were on tv together -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- we were on katie couric's new show. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it was a brand-new show and it was super fun. she invited us on. we had fun. we played the salad bowl game? >> we did, yeah. and i -- katie and i tied for the win in the salad bowl game and so she gave me the bowl as a prize. >> jimmy: yeah, the prize is the
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bowl. >> yeah. and i said, "oh, great, here's the a bowl and i'm leaving." and the girl goes up, "oh, okay, we'll take the bowl back." and i go, "well, what?" she goes you don't want the bowl right? i go, "oh, okay, i guess you can --" and then i walked away and i go, "you know what? no, i want the bowl. i just won this bowl." >> jimmy: i earned this bowl. yeah, give that back to me. >> that's my bowl. >> jimmy: that's my bowl. [ laughter and applause ] >> so i took it back. >> jimmy: yeah. so you have it back. so when we do a rematch, you have to bring the bowl with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: the other thing that happened the other night, i was watching your show. >> yes. >> jimmy: as i always do. "watch what happens live," it's just -- it's so much fun. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's such a fun show, very positive. you're just great and it's loose. and you had jamie-lynn sigler on the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: who i love. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then you had scott baio on the show, who i love. >> me, too. guess what? scott baio don't love him some andy. >> jimmy: yeah, what happened? >> i know. >> jimmy: at the end, he does not enjoy you. >> no, he doesn't care for me, i guess.
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>> jimmy: dude, i'm watching the show, and as soon as it started, he was weird. >> yeah, yeah. right when it started, he goes -- and it's a live show, so you really -- >> jimmy: this is chachi from "happy days." >> chachi. >> jimmy: this is "charles in charge." >> "charles in charge." >> jimmy: yeah, the man. >> and he was in charge, and i was excited for the bar. we changed the bar into a chachi hibachi. [ laughter ] it was nice. we had a little hibachi. and it was so great and then the show starts and he is like, "by the way, that graphic of your face looks nothing like you." and i'm like, "oh, okay." >> jimmy: when that happened i paused it -- i paused it as i was watching it. i paused it, and i go -- i'm going to email you. and go, "dude, are things good with you and scott baio? like, what's going down?" >> right. >> jimmy: but i paused it -- >> that's the pause? >> jimmy: yeah. i paused it. and i think we have a new thing on our show called, like, "freeze face." this is what your face looked like. >> oh-ho-ho! >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> that's nice. [ laughter ] that was -- right, and i mean it really went downhill, because i brought up a couple of his ex-girlfriends. and he didn't like that. >> jimmy: seriously, you said -- >> i said -- we were playing "andy loves crotchy."
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which is just, you know, a little game we play. and so i -- >> jimmy: and they're showing celebrity crotches and you have to guess who it belongs to. >> guess the celebrity crotch. >> jimmy: it's a fair game. >> it's like joanie loves crotchy. >> jimmy: yeah, andy loves crotchy. no, we get it. [ talking over each other ] i was laughing. >> and i said he banged liza minnelli. and he -- that was bad. so, no, it didn't go that well. [ light laughter ] i mean, his wife started a twitter war with me afterwards. @mrs.scottbaio. >> jimmy: you weren't saying anything that wasn't true. >> no, i know. anyway -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but, he got really -- he got really upset. at one point he was like, "well, what is this? what am i doing here?" >> i know. >> jimmy: and i was like, "wow." >> that's one of my idols. >> jimmy: me, too. >> i love scott baio. >> jimmy: well, maybe -- but, have you mended? no? >> i don't know. hopefully, he will come back. >> jimmy: his wife was started a twitter war with you? >> yeah. yeah, yeah. @mrs.scottbaio. she don't like me either. >> jimmy: that's her name? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: that's her twitter name? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's ridiculous. [ laughter ] doesn't she have a name? she should be her name. >> @mrs.scottbaio. >> jimmy: mrs. scott baio? >> yes. like "downton abbey" days.
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>> jimmy: trying to get followers, yeah. we got a giant premiere week on bravo. >> oh, my god. next week is bravo's big premiere week. okay, get this. okay. sunday nights, "real housewives of atlanta," all right? >> jimmy: do the girls -- >> amazing. two new housewives, kenya moore, she's a former miss usa. but, all the ladies keep saying, "oh, she was miss america." don't ever call a miss usa miss america. doesn't go well. >> jimmy: did not like that? >> yes. premiers sunday night. monday nights -- >> jimmy: that's hot-button issue. >> hot-button issue for miss kenya moore. monday nights, "real housewives of beverly hills." >> jimmy: yup. >> it's ramba off the chains. >> jimmy: vanderpumps. >> vanderpump. they're drinking during the day. it's all going on. then after that, it's a start-up silicon valley's first reality show in silicon valley. >> jimmy: yup. >> it is drama. >> jimmy: all nerds. inventing apps. inventing things. >> yes, yes, exactly. >> jimmy: and mark zuckerberg's sister is producing. >> yes, she's an ep. randi zuckerberg. >> jimmy: now, that's someone to watch there. >> then we got new season of "top chef." i know pads was on last night. >> jimmy: she was on last night.
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>> it's so good. "top chef seattle." >> jimmy: seattle. >> and wolfgang puck joins the crew. it's so good. and then after that, on wednesday nights, is a new show called "lolwork." it's a reality comedy, which we've never done. and it's set at that company, i can has cheezburger -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> -- who makes those amazing cat videos that we all watch like crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's so funny what goes on in this office that it's kind of like "the office" but a reality show. >> jimmy: it's actual real people? >> so good. it's great. >> jimmy: you have a clip for us here. now, this is a clip from -- your solo mission last night. >> this was from my hurricane show last night. >> jimmy: your hurricane show. where you're drinking hurricanes in your pjs. >> in my pjs. >> jimmy: in my pjs. we have a clip of andy cohen on last night's episode of "watch what happens live." take a look at this. >> katiego13 said, "what's your 'housewives' intro line?" oh, i forgot to give patrick a present. we have presents for the callers tonight. okay. my "housewives" intro line
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changes every day. but here's my current one. okay, i'm going to stand up and do it. okay. i may be a man, but i fight like a girl. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: andy cohen! having a kiki there. >> i was having a little hurricane. >> jimmy: you were having a hurricane. >> both: a hurrikiki. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. "watch what happens live" airs sunday through thursday nights 11:00 p.m. on the bravo channel. trey anastasio performs after the break. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bye daddy! bye! bye girls, love you. daddy, we made you a video for your trip! yeah, watch it on the airplane! ok here you go. aw, thanks girls. yeah hey. i also made you a video. aw, that's so sweet. you probably shouldn't watch it on the plane.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest as the singer and guitarist for the band phish. he's one of the greatest guitarists out there in the whole wide world. i love him so much. he has a great new album out called "traveler." if you buy the vinyl, not only do you get a little orange vinyl -- right? yeah, oh-la-la. you get a little buddy over here and he's orange vinyl as well, y'all. what? [ cheers ] tonight he's going to do a very special performance for us. please welcome trey anastasio band.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ooh child things are gonna get easier ooh child things will get brighter ♪ ♪ ooh child things are gonna get easier ooh child things 'll get brighter ♪ ♪ someday we'll get it together and we'll get it undone someday when your head ♪ ♪ is much lighter someday we'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun someday when the world ♪ ♪ is much brighter
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ooh child things are gonna get easier ooh child things will ♪ ♪ get brighter ooh child things are gonna get easier ooh child things will ♪ ♪ get brighter someday we'll get it together and we'll get it undone ♪ ♪ someday when your head is much lighter someday we'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun ♪ ♪ someday when the world is much brighter ♪ ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ♪
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♪ na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ someday we'll get it toghether and we'll get it undone someday when your head ♪ ♪ is much lighter someday we'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun someday when the world ♪ ♪ is much brighter ooh child things are gonna get easier ooh child things will ♪ ♪ be brighter ooh child things are gonna get easier ooh child things will ♪ ♪ be brighter right now
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right now right now ♪ ♪ right now right now right now right now ♪ ♪ right now ♪ ♪
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♪ right now right now right now ♪ ♪ right now [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoo! i appreciate that. thank you, buddy. trey anastasio band. i love that. thank you. check out their new album "traveler." we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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